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Wear it on slow weekends, at casual meetups, or when you want to share a quiet, self-aware laugh with friends. It teams naturally with worn jeans, a beanie, or layered under a flannel for evenings around a fire pit. The artwork and color choices read playful and tired-in-the-best-way — a shirt for people who celebrate small comforts and don’t take themselves too seriously.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed construction for a lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²) with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, made in Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, 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